Contrary to popular belief, I am not yet among the dead. I will begin this article with two things. First, I would like to apologize to Jesse and my [why, I cannot fathom] fans. I have been told many people like to read my articles, yet I do not see it. Secondly, my current English course, while having me write many papers, they are all based in formatting and information; it is an argumentation course. Because of that, and slacking on my Stud Says, I have not had an outlet f...

It seems I have come back to this topic again. I am a very busy individual when it comes to this, and I am somewhat proud I have achieved a sense of professionalism when this subject arises. MMORPG’s. I live in these almost more than I do in the real world. Does that make me pathetic or a dreamer? Pathetic. Still, my newest reality is the world of Final Fantasy XI, based on the widely acclaimed series constructed by Squaresoft. I am not sure really to start. Well, I suppose I wil...

Life is always what you want to be. At least, this is the general message everyone wants to be true. Unfortunately, that is not the case. The truth is, the only places you get to have a life you really want is in games. Games like Star Wars Galaxies. Star Wars Galaxies (SWG) is another MMORPG that I have had the honor of playing around with. The sad aura revolving around SWG is a negative beast of arrogance. The game was introduced into the buyers market approximately two to three ...

I have been here more years than I can count. Two. I have been at USI for two years. This being my third. And for everything I can manage, I am not sure why I am here to begin with. Something about continuing education for the sake of a better job, or something. I am fine with this situation, I do more and eat less but I am still fat. Fate, she is a cruel mistress. The rooming situation this year does seem better to me. We managed to land an apartment with the three of us, Jesse, ...

I never thought about it before one fateful day. The way the things work in those absolutes. The oddness of the opposites, and the revelation of seeing someone you have heard about so often. I never thought about it, and now I think it might have been for the best. The Damon bloodline was always thought to be a proud line. But you soon realize other wise. As a matter of fact, the more you see them, and the more you interact with them, they are a creepy people. I have had the abilit...

[Much like the Turkey Day article, this was posted on time at www.loserturdmafia.com, only with this, I have dated myself.] What greater feeling is there than the communal assembly of our dearest and nearest? The congregation of the masses who have been thrown from the main stream to mock each other and the society which tossed us on our asses. Only a mid-day sleep can equal. That is why there is Loser Fest. The annual gathering of the members of a secret organization. This is the ...

As the seasons progress I am always amazed by the transformation of the world. Fall and Spring are the transitional periods in which the denizens of the planet express a combination of urges and modifications. Winter is the season in which all things rest and regenerate. The plant store the energies of their appendages so they may survive the restful slumber, as the animals take similar precautions. As the sun begins to slow in its activities the temperature recedes, causing even the for...

Time it seems, will never leave us be. It is one of the few constancies in the world, followed by Death, Ruin, and Failure. These things are not possibilities in the realm of man, these are man’s destiny. No matter the effort poured into the avoidance of the inevitable downfall of our entropic existence, are we unable to stay what awaits us, regardless of anything we pretend is good. So then why is it we continue to persist? Why not just fade into the backlighting of the Fates, and accept o...

Tender love. The wild passions of the heart. Desire and lust. Pure adoration. Things which will go unfulfilled in our lives. Why do these come to haunt us? What kind of physical magnifications can despair and the horrid reality of loneliness revolutionize to? The All Hot Trio. The beautiful guile of their radiant physique. Their witty sense of humor. The way light reflects around their wonderful silhouettes. The way they smell. How they move. And -- The Alt Hot Trio is a magnifice...

The Loser Turd Mafia. The LTM. Whatever you decide to address our institute, we are still a rag tag group of rugby freaks and nerdy outcasts. The social recluses and abandoned pariah are what we have become. To think we have become what we are from what we were. The Trench coat Mafia. These are people in which helped give the way for our party. In the 1990’s these individuals attacked a school, and predictably, killed a few people. At our school, the more loved people there, had ...